The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants! - James Hauenstein
Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn somethingScientifically. - James Hauenstein
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Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane. - James Hauenstein
I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me. - James Hauenstein
The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers! - James Hauenstein
Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all. - James Hauenstein
Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity. - James Hauenstein
Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed. - James Hauenstein
A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money. - James Hauenstein
Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents?Act now!Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything. - James Hauenstein
Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters. - James Hauenstein
If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook! - James Hauenstein
My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth! - James Hauenstein
I try to pray everyday or night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me. - James Hauenstein
I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo. - James Hauenstein
I believe everyone in life has a soul mate. And if I ever find mine, my wife will kill her! - James Hauenstein